Gingerbread House!

It’s the taste that matters, right?!

Cheap Ed Hardy jeans

Brand new Ed Hardy jeans for $70… but not my size!

Funny. I wouldn’t think twice about spending $100s on business stuff but I’m an obsessed penny-pincher on family groceries!

Confession. I am addicted to Aldi pitted prunes and artichoke heart pieces… but not at the same time. Thankyou for your time. As you were.

I missed killing a pedestrian by about a second, just now. He stepped out from behind a bus and never looked. I’m shaken.

…that awkward moment when you wake up next to someone and you can’t remember who they are, where you met them, or how they died…

Kira :)

Niece all cuted up!

My nutty brother http://ping.fm/Sh62U

Cool Birkenstocks!

How’s this for a cool pair of Birkenstocks?!

Jesus billboards?

I believe in Jesus. I’m not sure he believes in billboards, though!